So Elaine and I went downstairs to meet her friend and roomie so we could all go to see the comic and magician Michael Kent together. When we meet I realize that her roomie is none other than Kate, one of the girls from the Challenge by Choice today! So that was pretty cool, we talked on the way over to the union and she said she's part of the group thingie and said I should talk to her if I wanna join in.
We get to the thing and it's like three minutes before it's supposed to start and we find third row seats to the left of stage. Then two more people that Kate knows come, and one of them is Jen! wow I felt like I knew everyone lol :)
The thing starts, and it's sooooooo great! He gets up there and says he can predict the future. So he has someone think of a four legged animal, and draws on his white board. He flips it to show a really badly drawn vague 4 legged animal. He then asks someone to think of a celebrity, and he comes with a smiley face. Then asks the same girl for a sport, she says basketball and he shows the smiley with its face erased. He asks her for another sport and she says horseback riding. He pauses and then says "That's the ring the horses ride around. You almost got me there" Then he goes to this guy Ben in the crowd and tells him to think of a color. He puts the board down and says that he's so confident that he's right, he doesn't want to persuade Ben to a specific color (he takes out a yellow kerchif and slowly wipes his forehead) and that he shouldn't yellow-ut the color. So then he asks Ben for the color and Ben says red. Michael stops, stares at him and is like "You are a dick. Ben you are a dick. You couldn't have gone with it, huh?" So then he takes the board and turns it around and it says on it "BEN IS A DICK"
He does a glass trick with four paper bags, he did the string trick but really long, he got a girl to blow up a condom to see if she'd do it, got her card into an egg inside a rubber chicken she was holding, he shredded a 20 bill then it appeared in a box in a box in a box in a box from earlier, he showed us how to make someone anal about their house go nuts, he did ESPNOWVIP- sooo cool! He writes that on the board, then "throws' cards out to the audience, a girl 'catches' them and she gets rid of the black suits. She throws them behind her and Ladi gets them and puts the hearts into her pocket. She throws them to her right and the girl separates them into groups of 2-4, 5-7, 8-10, and letters, then puts the high and the low groups into her mouth and swallows the low. When they exit her body she puts her hands on 2 an 4. What is left out of 53 cards is the three of diamonds. And what does ESPNOWVIP look like upside down? DIAMONDS 3! And then he did a really awesome bottle and glass appear out of two red tubes thing. He started with one of each and ended up with a tableful of bottles!
So after him we went downstairs to the casino night, and I stopped at the first table which was five card stud. I sat down at the table when there were two other players, Mason and a red-haired girl. Bit different than I'm used to, but I got a hold of it quickly and I deff picked the best place- we just kept winning and winning. More people joined as time went on, but most left once they found out it wasn't texas hold'em. We did have a full table of 7 tho, and at one point pretty early I got dealt a 9 10 J Q K. OMG! I went all in! A 4:1 ratio gave me about 80,000 in winnings! OMGGGG. White was 1,000 red was 5,000 blue was 50,000 and green was 100,000. Earlier on Mason asked if Sam (guy dealer) thought he'd be giving out greens an Sam said he'd like to see that. Mason soon won big and got a green. Eventually two others got one and two greens. Then all of a sudden Mason went all in- including his green- he had four queens!!!! That's a 20:1 ratio!!! He got 2,940,000!!!!!!!!!
Time went by too quickly and before I knew it it was the last game. Sam said that Mason easily left with at least four million. Shit mann! So you trade in your money, apparently 25,000 for a ticket I think, and I got nine tickets. There was the raffle then, and I put in but didn't win anything- and really surprising, neither did Mason. Wow. It was so funny tho cuz we had to stop gameplay for like 10 min b/c Sam didn't have enough chips to pay Mason out. He took one of the chip holders out to carry all his winnings in when he went to cash lol. And Mason was generous, he gave us each at the table a blue one! haha high roller.
But apparently he was also at the comedy show of the girl that we went to yesterday because he was the guy she wouldn't report even if he date raped her. And he's gonna be a male nurse. Cool. So tired now. Elaine was surprised that I can play poker. Gonna go sleep. TTYL
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